A Good Girl

hey who are you texting? Nanya. Nanya? What does that mean? Nanya business. Oh Nanya business. Is that a boyfriend or something? No. My mom.

Oh wow. Okay we don't have to go there but that's fine. She wanted to know what I was up to. Alright. I was just horribly wrong. Alright who are you? I'm Sarah Love. And why did you come here today? I came here because I was promised penis. You were promised penis. Father like penis. I was promised exactly. Is that what was in the email? Yes. Wow.

Find out if Sarah is available for father like penis on Saturday. Yep. Okay well I'm glad you made it. Yeah this movie is called Who's Your Daddy. We've been doing this for a while. You're going to call the guy today Daddy. Okay. That's the father like penis. Yeah but it's not really your father it's more like a figure of speech.

Who's your daddy? There you go exactly. So like he's totally not your father at all. Just saying. Right? Okay. You met him right? Yeah. And you would know if he was your father right? Yeah pretty sure. Yeah. So that guy was totally not your father.

Okay a couple of things. You know for this particular motion picture we like to have girls that are unaltered by the hands of a low rent surgeon. You know what I'm talking about? You ever see some girls that they just look like they've been experimented on? You know? Yes. You're not one of those are you? No. No. I have never been under the *****.