Daddy Makes Dinner - cooking, chatting, and dancing with skinny hairy uncut dude Charles Dickenballs (with English captions)

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I have no idea what sort of reception this one will get, but I want to try to fill all sorts of untapped and under-tapped niches in the porn universe. Here, I'm just naked in my kitchen, talking you through a simple vegetable stir-fry and being my dry, awkward unscripted self. I added a few fun tricks and diversions along the way, but it's mostly just me being me. Music by Clara Mendes, used under license.

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Video Transcription

Charles Dickinballs here, brandishing a ***** because today we're going to do a different sort of video that I've never done before.

I'm going to make some dinner and I'm going to do it naked because my apartment is hot and there are only so many different ways to show yourself when you're clothes off.

So that's what we're trying tonight. I already peeled some garlic and some ginger here to save a little time on camera.

I'm going to chop that up real fine and see what happens.

I should preface this by saying I have no culinary experience. I'm not a cook. I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.