I Woke up

Hello, dollface, pig with a big, long cock.

I've prepared a wonderful surprise for you today. You'll see her soon.

In the meantime, I'm wearing the perfect bunny, 'cause that makes you look absolutely slutty, sexier, sexier, more t-shirty.

And then you know that when I cheat on you, my husband looks really, really good.

First of all, because I feel so good about you, and then because this time I want to give you a beautiful gift.