My employee came home to ask me for yet another raise

Okay, Mark, it's Christmas today and you're asking me to come to my house, to what?

You know, you're telling me, come quick, I need you.

I need, it's that my life is in crisis right now, economically speaking, and I feel like I'm doing an excellent job for you,

And I don't think you're paying me enough, and I'd like to seriously talk about the possibility of a pay raise.

Mark, I gave you a quarter raise last year.