pouring piss on my new bed

Well folks, I just wanted to apologize for my memory card running out last time

and I just started dumping piss on my piss bed. As you can see I took a marker

and wrote piss bed for Amy, which is my girlfriend, who basically dared me to do

this. $1,000 bed. Anyways, I saved all my piss up pretty much all afternoon, *****

eight bottles of water. Now I have three liters or more of piss and I'm gonna dump