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I hate it when guys have small penises.

That's the worst. Oh, God. I just had a one-night stand with some guy the other day, and he had the tiniest penis.

It was really, really sad.

What did you do? Did you start laughing at him?

I did. I kind of like, "Oh, my God." And I was like, "You have to get it harder than that."