what us white guys love

Hey! I'm trying to figure out what I want to do with my hair tonight. I'm thinking about curls or maybe a big braid on the side.

Curls? Straight, you know. That would be pretty. A braid on the side. Well, look at you and your outfit.

Oh, thank you. Should you wear that for me? Umm, for right now. I'm actually going to take a bath.

You do? Yeah. A little bubble bath. Oh, did you see the bubble bath I got you? Oh, yes. I liked it.

You do? I like your butt. Oh, you do? That's amazing. Oh my God, when Romeo sees that, he's going to flip.