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Hello, Axel and all the other little pervy wankers you keep asking me for some jerk-off phone.

Do you have any idea how fucking annoying you are when you're always writing to me,.

"Oh, Herring, please tell me how to jerk off. ".

Can't you imagine, as a horny woman, I don't have such a droopy mini bug between my legs?

And because of that, you don't know how to jerk a dick off properly so you can squirt it all by yourself?