A chastity device will keep you out of trouble

Oh. Guess what? You jerk off too much. You realize that? And guess what? I'm in charge

of your dick. Fortunately, I don't know. Yeah, I think this'll work. 'Cause I bet you're...

you would probably try to somehow jerk off, like, around that. And you know what? You're

such a retard that... you just don't even deserve orgasms. Like, I want to be in control

of your orgasms. Like, I am, like, the one who decides when...