Ass

Life just isn't fair for you, is it? I mean, look at us. We don't have to do anything all day but look pretty.

And you? You have to go work at your worthless, meaningless job, and then you come back home, and you spend it on us.

Show me your credit card.

Come on, take them out, because I'm not going to work a single day, and neither is she.

We're not going to do a single thing all day, are we?