British dirty talk with farts

that I absolutely love doing things to humiliate you losers that come to see me. Well, I want

to really humiliate you. Because you're a smelly, stinky bastard. I'm going to turn

around, shove my arse in your face, but no, not for pleasurable purposes. I'm going to

fart in your face, push out all that horrible, stinky odour all into your mouth and I'm going

to make you smell it and I'm going to make you eat all that horrible, farty gas. What