Broker gives cutie cash for servicing his rock solid cock

Why don't you just do yourself a favor? If your grandma liked it so much, why don't you just return to her and save yourself some trouble?

I can't. My grandma's dead. She told me that, you know, this is something I could sell if I ever needed to make some money.

She's dead? Did the bird kill her?

You're so mean. No.

Well, I mean, luckily for her, she don't need to look at it anymore. That's for sure.