"HEY, STEPSON! WHAT IF YOU FUCK ME WHILE YOUR STEPFATHER IS AWAY?" DON'T YOU WANT TO EAT YOUR STEPMOTHER'S VAGINA?

Go ahead.

Good afternoon, boss. My name is Eduardo.

Good afternoon.

It just so happens I'm not giving up on work and I'm gonna have to fire him.

Unless you do something to convince me of a lot of life.