Honor your wife's precious

So I know you're painfully jealous, painfully so, of my boyfriend. I don't

understand why. I mean, if it were up to you, if you were the only one in my life,

well, you would have been out the door ages ago. Ages. Because, well, we both know that

you can't please a woman. We both know that you are completely inept when it comes to

anything but really being pathetic. You are totally inadequate as a man. You know I don't