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Dude, this whole plan fucking backfired, man. I bought some shoes, I bought a fucking soccer
ball so I could pretend that I don't like soccer to bang more of these MILF chicks,
dude. There's nobody at the fucking field. What do you want to do, dude? I was going
to get laid. Maybe there's some over there. Let's go get a hooker or something. You got
like a, how much is it, like a hundred bucks? I don't know. Two hundred? I'm broke. I'm