Linda Leclair Blows College Professors to Pass

So why am I here? It's so stupid to be here. Nobody's here. Like, why do I need to sit here and talk with you?

Well, Linda, because we've been hearing all these rumors about you in each of our classes.

Yeah, but it's so stupid. I didn't suck them. I just sucked them. It's not the same.

Wait, you what?

I didn't have any sex with them. I just sucked them. And it's not the same.