Santa's Elf, Probed, Milked And Drained.

I just cannot get away from Santa and his horny elves lately.

They're constantly tracking me down to find out if I'm going to be naughty or nice.

And I've already told them that usually when I'm naughty, I'm at my nicest.

But I'm going to have to prove to this elf, who's coming down the chimney,

well, he's in the chimney right now, but I think he might be coming up or down a chimney soon.