Seka vs. Long Dong Silver

Let's face it, the only reason I'm dressed up like this is so I can get laid by the legendary Long Dong Silver.

Oh, the anticipation is really building now.

I can hardly keep my hands off myself.

Do you have any idea what the prospect of 18 and a half inches of pounding meat can do to a lady?

Wait a minute, I can hear a galloping horse in the distance.