THE MOST EPIC INTERRACIAL SCENE IN HISTORY, BAM!!!

Hello! How are you? I'm doing fucking fantastic, how are you doing? Is that an accent? No, this is how I talk, because I'm a baller.

Really? Because you're a big baller? Yeah, with those titties you can be a big baller. Well, they were really expensive, so...

Really? They look awesome. I know, thanks though.

Alright everybody, obviously we have Abigail Mack in this week. Hi!

We flew her down on a big old jet plane. No, don't do that.