The Porn Dude's Casting Chronicles: Tessa Scores and Soars to Orgasmic Heights!

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the first ever Porn Dude casting games.

Trust me, it's like nothing you've ever seen.

Introducing our first athlete, Tessa Thomas from France.

And of course, the one and only Porn Dude from the United States of America.

First event is Putt-Putt Golf.