You lay here with a boner?!

Oh my god! There you are. I've been looking for you all over the place.

I mean I thought you'd be in the locker room but why are you here?

I forgot when I had to celebrate for the big win. Now get over here and give your mom a massage.

Oh I'm sorry. See I'm the reporter. My career really depends on this particular one and my family.

They're huge fans too so I mean I'm not exactly your masseuse.