Your StepMom's Sexy Halloween Costume Has - Tara Tainton

I feel foolish. I should have dressed up. I'm too old, aren't I?

You're very sweet to say that. Look at this mess!

Well, besides the, you know, the thing that's kind of embarrassing to talk about, like,

here I am in this silly little outfit, this silly little stuff, and I'm...

You're handcuffed!