You're going to impale yourself on your best friend's huge cock.

Lois, you want to smoke, no, what are you doing?

Why are you hiding your phone? Are you on Grindr again?

I knew it. Seriously, you spend too much time tracking guys, it's too much.

Yeah, I do the same thing on Tinder. No, no, nothing. No, normal what?

I think I'm going to bed. Honestly, I'm lame.